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Velcro Shoes
Vintage Fifty Birthday Card
Vintage Sixty Birthday Card
Vintage Thirty Birthday Card
Washing Label 30th .
Welcome Little One
We’d Be A Normal Couple
What Does The Future Hold?
When Life Gives You Lemons
Why You So Old?.
Wild and Crazy 50
Yoda Old You Are
You Deserve All the Wine Birthday
You Look Pretty Good For An Old Person
You Look Really F*cking Old
You Should See The Care Home I Found You
You're Having a Baby
You're The Tits
Young At Heart.
Your Bin Goes Out More Than You Do
Your Chariot Awaits
Bday Balloons 10 Pink.
Bday Balloons 6 Pink.
Bday Balloons 8 Pink.
Bday Balloons 9 Pink.
Fifty and F*cking Fabulous
1 in 3 Men.
69 What A Great Combo
A Little Birdie Married
A Little Birdie Told Me You Were Thirty
Absolute Joker.
Age is Irrelephant
Always Horny
Anniversary Folded Card
Anniversary Pookie
Around the Sun 2.
Bad News You're 30
Bad News You're 40
Bad News You're 50
Bad News You're 60
Bao Chicka Wow Wow
Be Fabulous Somewhere Else
Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are.
Being An Adult Sucks.
Being My Dad
Besties Characters
Birthday Boy
Birthday Girl
Birthday Wanker
Bitch You Got This Card
Blame My Zodiac.
Blow Me
Cat Birthday .
Clever Sausage .
Corgi Cutie With A Booty
Crazy Cat Lady
Dad 5 Star
Do You Know What Day It Is?
Dog Pawty Time.
Elvis Thank You.
Facking Birthday You Silly Cunt
Favourite Human Bean
Fifties Have Expired B-day Card.
Floppy Disk You're Retro.
Football Birthday.
Forget The Present
Forties Have Expired B-day Card.
Forty and F*cking Fabulous
Funcle.
Fur-Tea 30th Birthday .
Get Well Soon
Girls Need To Grow Up
Go Shorty
Grumpy Cat Birthday
Guaranteed Like
Hands Up If You're Ready To Party.
Happy Belated Birthday
Happy Bidet.
Happy Birthday Bestie
Happy Birthday Hun.
Happy Birthday Lovely
Have a Blinding Birthday.
Have a Legend dairy Birthday
Have A Strange Birthday
Have a Willy Great Birthday
Hello Baby Mobile
Herd it's Your Birthday
Holy Cow You're Old
Hope Your Birthday is Unfrogettable .
Husband I love you 99% of the time
I Am A Gift You're Welcome
I Feel Sorry For People Who Don't Know Us
I Heart Your C*ck
I Hope Your Birthday is Llamazing
I Love You Mama
I Love You To The Moon and Back
I Love You With All My Willy
I would give you my last chicken nugget
I'm No Weatherman
If My Maths Is Correct
James Bond Birthday
Jellyfish
Last Longer.
Let's Avo Cuddle.
Let's Get Shih-Tzu-Faced.
Let's Just Pretend This Was On Time.
Little Birdie Feeling Poorly
Little Birdie Leaving
Massive Cockwomble
Me Being Your Daughter
Me Being Your Son
Meant Pho Each Other
Menopausal Women Are Hot
Monster Truck Birthday.
Mum only a legend Like you
Mum You're Juan in a Million
Mum You're The Goat
Mums Vag 18.
Never Let You Go Titanic
Nobody Gives a Sh*t
Not Bored of You Yet
Nothing But A Number
Nothing Says Happy Birthday Like
Nugs And Kisses Ketchup
Oh Look At You
Old Is The New Black
Older Than Me
Only Weiner For Me
Outstanding Baby-Making.
Partner in Wine .
RIP Twenties
Rip Your Slutty Years
Saggy Ballsack
Same Willy Forever
Seventy and F*cking Fabulous
Shit Except You Card
Should We Drink Wine?.
Simple Cheap And Blank Inside.
Singing Dogs Birthday.
Sixty and F*cking Fabulous
Smashed Avo
Snoring Beside Me
Social Expectations.
Some Babies Are Proper Ugly
Sometimes When I see You
Sorry There's No Money.
Squeezing Your Surprise.
Still A Right Tit
Stop Drinking Wine Birthday
Thanks a Bunch
The Best Year Anniversary.
Thirties Have Expired B-day Card.
Thirty and F*cking Fabulous
Thundercunt Birthday
To always be by your side
To My Second Mum
Today It's All About Me
Together Forever Card
Try Not To Fucking Drop It
Voldemort Birthday.
Wassup Bae.
Welcome New Baby Safari
Wife I love you 99% of the time
Wisdom and Saggy Ballsack Birthday
You A Bad Bitch.
You Little Prick Cactus
You Love A Cockatoo
You Make Me Wet.
You Might Piss Yourself
You Were an Accident.
You'd Be Really Expensive Birthday
You'll Always Be My Bff You Know Too Much
You're Every Nice Word I Can Think Of.
You're My Favourite Cat Lady
You're My Favourite Human Bean
You're My Lobster
You're the best Mum I've ever had
Age Is Just A Number
Alexa laughed birthday.
All Nighter Birthday
All You Need Is Love And Prosecco
Are You A Beaver
At Least It's Not Chlamydia
Aunticorn.
Balls Touching the Toilet Water
Batman Robin Pawtners In Crime.
Birthday Hats Cats.
Blazin Birthday.
Bottom of my Heart.
Brunette and a Blonde.
Certified DILF.
Con-cat-ulations.
Couldn't Be Arsed To Get You A Present.
Cross Off Dying Young Alphabet
Cutie With A Booty
Deez Nuts Birthday
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