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Unbe-leaf-able Birthday
Central23
Vaginal Descent
VEGAN WANKER
Velcro Shoes
Vintage Fifty Birthday Card
Vintage Sixty Birthday Card
Vintage Thirty Birthday Card
Washing Label 30th
Welcome Little One
We’d Be A Normal Couple
What Does The Future Hold?
When Life Gives You Lemons
Why You So Old?
Wild and Crazy 50
Yoda Old You Are
You Deserve All the Wine Birthday
You Don’t Look A Day Over Fabulous
You Fucking Deserve This Well Done
You Look Pretty Good For An Old Person
You Look Really F*cking Old
You Should See The Care Home I Found You
You Still Look 21 From A Distance
You're Having a Baby
You're Leaving Funny Card
You're The Tits
Your Bin Goes Out More Than You Do
Your Chariot Awaits
Bday Balloons 10 Pink
Bday Balloons 6 Pink
Bday Balloons 8 Pink
Bday Balloons 9 Pink
1 in 3 Men
69 What A Great Combo
A Little Birdie Married
Absolute Joker.
Always Horny
Anniversary Folded Card
Are You Drunk?
Around the Sun 2
As Good As Your Bum
Bad News You're 30
Bad News You're 40
Bad News You're 50
Bad News You're 60
Bao Chicka Wow Wow
Be Fabulous Somewhere Else
Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are.
Being An Adult Sucks
Being My Dad
Besties Characters
Birthday Boy
Birthday Girl
Birthday Wanker
Bitch You Got This Card
Blame My Zodiac.
Blow Me
Cat Birthday
Clever Sausage
Corgi Cutie With A Booty
Crazy Cat Lady
Dad 5 Star
Do You Know What Day It Is?
Dog Pawty Time.
Elvis Thank You
Facking Birthday You Silly Cunt
Favourite Human Bean
Fifties Have Expired B-day Card
Floppy Disk You're Retro
Football Birthday
Forget The Present
Forties Have Expired B-day Card
Funcle
Fur-Tea 30th Birthday
Get Well Soon
Go Shorty
Guaranteed Like
Hands Up If You're Ready To Party
Happy Belated Birthday
Happy Bidet
Have a Blinding Birthday.
Have a Legend dairy Birthday
Have A Strange Birthday
Have a Willy Great Birthday
Hello Baby Mobile
Herd it's Your Birthday
Holy Cow You're Old
Hope Your Birthday is Unfrogettable
Hotsauce
Husband I love you 99% of the time
I Am A Gift You're Welcome
I Heart Your C*ck
I Hope Your Birthday is Llamazing
I Love You To The Moon and Back
I Love You With All My Willy
I would give you my last chicken nugget
I'm Keeping You Card
I'm No Weatherman
If My Maths Is Correct
James Bond Birthday
Jellyfish
Jesus Loves You
Last Longer
Let's Avo Cuddle
Let's Get Lit.
Let's Get Shih-Tzu-Faced
Let's Just Pretend This Was On Time
Little Birdie Feeling Poorly
Little Birdie Leaving
Lucky Bastard Anniversary card
Massive Cockwomble
Me Being Your Daughter
Me Being Your Son
Meant Pho Each Other
Monster Truck Birthday
Mums Vag 18
Never Let You Go Titanic
Nobody Gives a Sh*t
Not Bored of You Yet
Nothing But A Number
Nothing Says Happy Birthday Like
Nugs And Kisses Ketchup
Oh Look At You
Old Is The New Black
Older Than Me
Outstanding Baby-Making.
Partner in Wine
RIP Twenties
Rip Your Slutty Years
Saggy Ballsack
Same Willy Forever
Shit Except You Card
Should We Drink Wine?
Simple Cheap And Blank Inside
Singing Dogs Birthday.
Size Matters Anniversary Card
Smashed Avo
Snoring Beside Me
Social Expectations
Some Babies Are Proper Ugly
Sometimes When I see You
Sorry There's No Money
Squeezing Your Surprise
Still A Right Tit
The Best Year Anniversary
The Godfather Card
Thirties Have Expired B-day Card
Thundercunt Birthday
To always be by your side
Today It's All About Me
Together Forever Card
Try Not To Fucking Drop It
Voldemort Birthday.
Wassup Bae
Welcome New Baby Safari
Wife I love you 99% of the time
Wisdom and Saggy Ballsack Birthday
You A Bad Bitch
You Are Soy Amazing
You Little Prick Cactus
You Love A Cockatoo
You Make Me Wet.
You Might Piss Yourself
You Old Bean
You Were an Accident
You'd Be Really Expensive Birthday
You'll Always Be My Bff You Know Too Much
You're A Twat
You're Every Nice Word I Can Think Of
You're My Favourite Cat Lady
You're My Favourite Human Bean
You're My Lobster
You're the best Mum I've ever had
Alexa laughed birthday
All You Need Is Love And Prosecco
Are You A Beaver
At Least It's Not Chlamydia
Aunticorn
Batman Robin Pawtners In Crime.
Birthday Hats Cats
Blazin Birthday
Bottom of my Heart
Brunette and a Blonde
Certified DILF
Certified MILF.
Cheer Up You're Not Dead Yet
Con-cat-ulations
Couldn't Be Arsed To Get You A Present.
Cutie With A Booty
Deez Nuts Birthday
Dim Sumbody Say Birthday
Fart Together
Flamingo Classy Bird
For An Old Fucker
Gangsta Cat.
Gin Bunny.
Good Bra Friend
Hang In There.
Happy Birthday To My Otter Half.
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