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I'll Give You the "D" Later
Central23
If Cats Could Text Back
If You Can Read This
If You Were Milk
In Dog Years You're Fabulous
It's Always About You, Isn't It?
It's Birthday Bitch
Jon Snow Birthday Bastard
Just Like Every Other Fucking Day
Left Over Wine
Let's Get Off Our Tits
Let's Get Wasted and Eat Chicken Nuggets
Literally The First Card I Saw
Little Seaman
Look At The Stars
Lots of Cock
Magic Af
Magical Day Rainbow
Matches Your Pubes
Me Being Your Husband
Me Being Your Wife Card
Middle Finger 50th Birthday
My Cat Fucking Hates You
Obligatory Birthday Card
Old Age Is Coming
Old Lives Matter Card
Old Slutbag
Oldi
Oldi Woman
One Fabulous Bitch To Another
One Minute You're Young and Fun
One Minute You're Young and Fun Mobility Scooter
One Year Closer to the Hottest Wheels
Rainbows, Kisses and Birthday Wishes
Relish It Birthday
Sassy Giraffes Card
Scroll Down Year Of Birth
Sending You Positive Vibes Card
Sexy as Fuck
Shake Ya Tits
Shake Ya Tits Hun
SHIT Thirty
Shit Yourself Yellow
Sisters By Chance Card
Sixty Oh Fuckity Fuck
Soon Your Birthday Will Look Like This
Sphynx Cat Another Year Another Wrinkle
Statistics Show That
Still Hot, But It Comes In Flashes Now
Sweet Cheeks Birthday
Thank Facebook Birthday Card
The Day You Came Out Of A Vagina
The Legend
The Most Random Card Ever
The One Where It's Your Birthday
This Card is Going to Look Shit LOL
This Card Is Shit
Time To Start Lying About Your Age
To A Human I couldn't Live Without
To A Very Special C*nt
Unbe-leaf-able Birthday
Vaginal Descent
VEGAN WANKER
Velcro Shoes
Vintage Fifty Birthday Card
Vintage Sixty Birthday Card
Vintage Thirty Birthday Card
Washing Label 30th
What Does The Future Hold?
Why You So Old?
Wild and Crazy 50
Yoda Old You Are
You Deserve All the Wine Birthday
You Don’t Look A Day Over Fabulous
You Look Pretty Good For An Old Person
You Look Really F*cking Old
You Should See The Care Home I Found You
You Still Look 21 From A Distance
You're The Tits
Your Bin Goes Out More Than You Do
Your Chariot Awaits
Bday Balloons 10 Pink
Bday Balloons 6 Pink
Bday Balloons 8 Pink
Bday Balloons 9 Pink
1 in 3 Men
Absolute Joker.
Are You Drunk?
Around the Sun 2
As Good As Your Bum
Bad News You're 30
Bad News You're 40
Bad News You're 50
Bad News You're 60
Being An Adult Sucks
Being My Dad
Birthday Boy
Birthday Girl
Birthday Wanker
Blame My Zodiac.
Blow Me
Cat Birthday
Crazy Cat Lady
Dog Pawty Time.
Facking Birthday You Silly Cunt
Fifties Have Expired B-day Card
Floppy Disk You're Retro
Football Birthday
Forget The Present
Forties Have Expired B-day Card
Funcle
Fur-Tea 30th Birthday
Go Shorty
Hands Up If You're Ready To Party
Happy Belated Birthday
Happy Bidet
Have a Blinding Birthday.
Have a Legend dairy Birthday
Have A Strange Birthday
Have a Willy Great Birthday
Herd it's Your Birthday
Holy Cow You're Old
Hope Your Birthday is Unfrogettable
I Am A Gift You're Welcome
I Hope Your Birthday is Llamazing
I'm No Weatherman
If My Maths Is Correct
James Bond Birthday
Jesus Loves You
Last Longer
Let's Get Lit.
Let's Get Shih-Tzu-Faced
Let's Just Pretend This Was On Time
Massive Cockwomble
Me Being Your Daughter
Me Being Your Son
Monster Truck Birthday
Mums Vag 18
Nobody Gives a Sh*t
Nothing But A Number
Nothing Says Happy Birthday Like
Oh Look At You
Old Is The New Black
Older Than Me
Partner in Wine
RIP Twenties
Rip Your Slutty Years
Saggy Ballsack
Should We Drink Wine?
Simple Cheap And Blank Inside
Singing Dogs Birthday.
Smashed Avo
Social Expectations
Sorry There's No Money
Squeezing Your Surprise
Still A Right Tit
The Godfather Card
Thirties Have Expired B-day Card
Thundercunt Birthday
Today It's All About Me
Voldemort Birthday.
Wisdom and Saggy Ballsack Birthday
You Little Prick Cactus
You Love A Cockatoo
You Might Piss Yourself
You Old Bean
You Were an Accident
You'd Be Really Expensive Birthday
You're My Favourite Cat Lady
Alexa laughed birthday
Aunticorn
Birthday Hats Cats
Blazin Birthday
Cheer Up You're Not Dead Yet
Couldn't Be Arsed To Get You A Present.
Cutie With A Booty
Deez Nuts Birthday
Dim Sumbody Say Birthday
Flamingo Classy Bird
For An Old Fucker
Gangsta Cat.
Gin Bunny.
Happy Birthday To My Otter Half.
Happy Birthgay
Happy Puggin Birthday.
Have A Purr-Fect Birthday
Here's To No Longer Giving A Fuck
I hope your birthday is shit
I'm Amazed You Can Read This At Your Age.
I'm No Cactus Expert But..
Impawsable!.
In a World Full of Cunts
JUAN YEAR OLDER
Let's Get Slothed.
Managing Expectations
No Cure for Being a Twat Card
Now That You Are 21
Oh For Fox Sake!
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