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Have A Magical Birthday
Have A Willy Great Birthday
Here's Your Fucking Card.
How Amazing You Are
I am The Gift
I Bet This Card Looks Crap
I Fucking Love Your Stupid Face
I Hope Your Birthday Is Llamazing
I Love You More. I Win.
I thought You Were a Bitch Friendship
I Wanted To Send You Something Amazing
I was Told There Would Be Cake .
I Willy Love You
I Would Laugh But You're Still Younger Than Me.
I'll Be There For You
I'll Give You the "D" Later
If Cats Could Text Back .
If You Can Read This.
In Dog Years You're Fabulous
Jon Snow Birthday Bastard
Just Like Every Other Fucking Day
Let's Get Off Our Tits
Let's Get Wasted and Eat Chicken Nuggets
Literally The First Card I Saw
Little Seaman
Look At The Stars
Lots of Cock
Magic Af.
Matches Your Pubes
Me Being Your Husband
My Cat Fucking Hates You
New Neighbours
Nice New Place
Obligatory Birthday Card
Old Age Is Coming
Old Lives Matter Card
Old Slutbag
Sassy Giraffes Card
Shake Ya Tits
Shit Here Without You
Shit Yourself Yellow
Sphynx Cat Another Year Another Wrinkle.
Statistics Show That
Still Hot, But It Comes In Flashes Now
Supporting Each Other in Old Age
Sweet Cheeks Birthday
The Day You Came Out Of A Vagina
The Legend
The One Where It's Your Birthday
This Card Is Shit.
Time To Start Lying About Your Age
To A Human I couldn't Live Without
To A Very Special C*nt
Vaginal Descent
VEGAN WANKER.
Velcro Shoes
Vintage Fifty Birthday Card
Vintage Sixty Birthday Card
Vintage Thirty Birthday Card
We’d Be A Normal Couple
Why You So Old?.
Wild and Crazy 50
Yoda Old You Are
You Look Pretty Good For An Old Person
You Look Really F*cking Old
You Should See The Care Home I Found You
You're The Tits
Young At Heart.
Fifty and F*cking Fabulous
1 in 3 Men.
69 What A Great Combo
A Little Birdie Married
A Little Birdie Told Me You Were Thirty
Absolute Joker.
Age is Irrelephant
Always Horny
Anniversary Folded Card
Anniversary Pookie
Bad News You're 30
Bad News You're 40
Bad News You're 50
Bad News You're 60
Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are.
Being An Adult Sucks.
Being My Dad
Birthday Wanker
Bitch You Got This Card
Blow Me
Cat Birthday .
Clever Sausage .
Corgi Cutie With A Booty
Crazy Cat Lady
Dad 5 Star
Do You Know What Day It Is?
Dog Pawty Time.
Facking Birthday You Silly Cunt
Fifties Have Expired B-day Card.
Forget The Present
Forties Have Expired B-day Card.
Forty and F*cking Fabulous
Funcle.
Fur-Tea 30th Birthday .
Girls Need To Grow Up
Go Shorty
Grumpy Cat Birthday
Happy Bidet.
Happy Birthday Bestie
Happy Birthday Hun.
Happy Birthday Lovely
Have a Blinding Birthday.
Have a Legend dairy Birthday
Have A Strange Birthday
Have a Willy Great Birthday
Hello Baby Mobile
Herd it's Your Birthday
Holy Cow You're Old
Hope Your Birthday is Unfrogettable .
I Am A Gift You're Welcome
I Feel Sorry For People Who Don't Know Us
I Heart Your C*ck
I Hope Your Birthday is Llamazing
I Love You With All My Willy
I'm No Weatherman
If My Maths Is Correct
James Bond Birthday
Jellyfish
Last Longer.
Let's Get Shih-Tzu-Faced.
Let's Just Pretend This Was On Time.
Little Birdie Feeling Poorly
Little Birdie Leaving
Massive Cockwomble
Me Being Your Daughter
Me Being Your Son
Menopausal Women Are Hot
Mum only a legend Like you
Mum You're The Goat
Mums Vag 18.
Never Let You Go Titanic
Nobody Gives a Sh*t
Nothing But A Number
Oh Look At You
Old Is The New Black
Older Than Me
Partner in Wine .
Rip Your Slutty Years
Seventy and F*cking Fabulous
Should We Drink Wine?.
Simple Cheap And Blank Inside.
Singing Dogs Birthday.
Sixty and F*cking Fabulous
Smashed Avo
Snoring Beside Me
Sometimes When I see You
Sorry There's No Money.
Squeezing Your Surprise.
Still A Right Tit
Stop Drinking Wine Birthday
Thanks a Bunch
The Best Year Anniversary.
Thirties Have Expired B-day Card.
Thirty and F*cking Fabulous
Thundercunt Birthday
To always be by your side
Together Forever Card
Try Not To Fucking Drop It
Voldemort Birthday.
Welcome New Baby Safari
Wisdom and Saggy Ballsack Birthday
You A Bad Bitch.
You Little Prick Cactus
You Love A Cockatoo
You Make Me Wet.
You Might Piss Yourself
You Were an Accident.
You'd Be Really Expensive Birthday
You'll Always Be My Bff You Know Too Much
You're Every Nice Word I Can Think Of.
You're My Favourite Cat Lady
You're My Lobster
Age Is Just A Number
Alexa laughed birthday.
All Nighter Birthday
All You Need Is Love And Prosecco
Are You A Beaver
At Least It's Not Chlamydia
Aunticorn.
Batman Robin Pawtners In Crime.
Birthday Hats Cats.
Blazin Birthday.
Brunette and a Blonde.
Con-cat-ulations.
Couldn't Be Arsed To Get You A Present.
Cross Off Dying Young Alphabet
Cutie With A Booty
Deez Nuts Birthday
Eyes Get Worse As You Get Older
Fart Together
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