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Partner in Wine .
RIP Twenties
Rip Your Slutty Years
Saggy Ballsack
Same Willy Forever
Seventy and F*cking Fabulous
Shit Except You Card
Should We Drink Wine?.
Simple Cheap And Blank Inside.
Singing Dogs Birthday.
Sixty and F*cking Fabulous
Smashed Avo
Snoring Beside Me
Social Expectations.
Some Babies Are Proper Ugly
Sometimes When I see You
Sorry There's No Money.
Squeezing Your Surprise.
Still A Right Tit
Stop Drinking Wine Birthday
Thanks a Bunch
The Best Year Anniversary.
Thirties Have Expired B-day Card.
Thirty and F*cking Fabulous
Thundercunt Birthday
To always be by your side
To My Second Mum
Today It's All About Me
Try Not To Fucking Drop It
Voldemort Birthday.
Wassup Bae.
Welcome New Baby Safari
Wife I love you 99% of the time
Wisdom and Saggy Ballsack Birthday
You A Bad Bitch.
You Little Prick Cactus
You Love A Cockatoo
You Make Me Wet.
You Might Piss Yourself
You Were an Accident.
You'd Be Really Expensive Birthday
You'll Always Be My Bff You Know Too Much
You're Every Nice Word I Can Think Of.
You're My Favourite Cat Lady
You're My Favourite Human Bean
You're My Lobster
You're the best Mum I've ever had
Age Is Just A Number
Alexa laughed birthday.
All Nighter Birthday
All You Need Is Love And Prosecco
Are You A Beaver
At Least It's Not Chlamydia
Aunticorn.
Balls Touching the Toilet Water
Batman Robin Pawtners In Crime.
Birthday Hats Cats.
Blazin Birthday.
Bottom of my Heart.
Brunette and a Blonde.
Certified DILF.
Con-cat-ulations.
Couldn't Be Arsed To Get You A Present.
Cross Off Dying Young Alphabet
Cutie With A Booty
Deez Nuts Birthday
Eyes Get Worse As You Get Older
Fart Together
For An Old Fucker.
Gin Bunny.
Give Card to Idiot
Good Bra Friend.
Gorgeous Birthdays
Handsome as Fuck
Handsome Cock
Hang In There.
Happy Birthday Sister
Happy Birthday To My Otter Half.
Happy Birthgay.
Happy Puggin Birthday.
Have A Purr-Fect Birthday.
HBD Lovely Lady.
Heart Boner
Here's To No Longer Giving A Fuck.
Husband's Choices
I Don't Fart
I hope your birthday is shit.
I Like Older Men
I Love You Pig Time.
I Love You To Uranus And Back.
I Love You With All My Boobs
I'm Amazed You Can Read This At Your Age.
I'm No Cactus Expert But..
Impawsable!.
In A Drawer
In a World Full of Cunts
It's a Girl.
JUAN YEAR OLDER.
Let's Get Slothed.
Live Laugh Love Bitch
Look at You Getting all Married and Shit
Look At You Go
Managing Expectations
Me As your Wife
New Baby.
No Cure for Being a Twat Card.
Now That You Are 21
Oh For Fox Sake!.
Plant Mum.
Same Age As Old People
Shit at Answering Your Phone Birthday
Shits & Giggles
Sloth of Fun Birthday
Sorry You Had To Get Off Your Phone
Space Sloth 2.
Still Got The Moves
That Ass is a Real Bonus
The Bitch
Thirty Thirsty Gin.
Today You Came out of a Vagina
Trip Over Your Own Balls.
Trip Over Your Own Tits.
Twinkle Bum Birthday
Welcome Little One Stork .
Well Fuck
When It Comes To Birthdays.
Whoop Whoop
Yay A Baby Boy
Yay A Baby Girl
You and Me Day
You Can Shove This Card Up Your Arse.
You Escaped Farwell
You Put The Pro In Prosecco
You're A Classic.
You're Extra but Worth It.
You're My Boo.
You're My Favourite Husband
You're Now So Old It's Not Even Funny Anymore.
You're Otterly Amazing.
You're The Fittest Bird I Know.
Your Future Looks Wrinkly.
A Card You Can Read
Age is Just a Number
Appropriate Distance Of 2 Metres.
Atleast you don't have ugly children
Avocado Baby Congrats
Baby Boy
Baby Girl
Birthday Barcode 30th
Birthday Barcode 40th
Birthday Love Corgi
Birthday Statistics .
Cat Love Anniversary.
Congratulations Mama .
Disinfect This Card.
Fifty Grumpy Cat
Fortune Cookie.
Forty Grumpy Cat NEW
Friends Are Like Fat Thighs
Friends are like stars.
From The Love Of Your Life.
Gaga For You.
Gay For You.
Great Conversation
Happee Birthday .
Happy 21st Birthday.
Happy 30th Birthday Card.
Happy Birthday from the Best Decision
Hug Dealer.
Human Servant Birthday .
I Bought This Card Online.
I enjoyed Annoying You NEW
I Hope This Card Is Gay Enough For You.
I Know Where You Live New Home
I Like You More Than Your Cat Likes You.
I Only Came For The Cake.
I Wanna Tickle Your Belly Button.
I'm Balls Deep.
It's Pawty Time.
Level Up Gamer Birthday
Looking Good Birthday Gal.
Love is a Strong Word.
Magical Being Birthday .
Monday Mood Retired
My Last Toilet Roll.
Nine months in the Tum
No Cure For Being A Twat.
No Idea How Old You Are.
No One is Saying You're Old .
Nothing Says BIrthday Like.
Nugs and Kisses.
Oldi 30th Birthday
Oldi 40th Birthday
Oldi 50th Birthday
Oldi 70th Birthday
OMG You're How Old.
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