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Central23
Couldn't Be Arsed To Get You A Present.
Dim Sumbody Say Birthday
Fart Together
For An Old Fucker.
Gin Bunny.
Good Bra Friend.
Hang In There.
Happy Birthday To My Otter Half.
Happy Birthgay.
Happy Puggin Birthday.
Have A Purr-Fect Birthday.
HBD Lovely Lady.
Here's To No Longer Giving A Fuck.
Husband's Choices
I Don't Fart
I hope your birthday is shit.
I Like Older Men
I Love You Pig Time.
I Love You To Uranus And Back.
I'm Amazed You Can Read This At Your Age.
I'm No Cactus Expert But..
Impawsable!.
In A Drawer
In a World Full of Cunts
It's a Boy.
It's a Girl.
JUAN YEAR OLDER.
Let's Get Slothed.
Live Laugh Love Bitch
Mama Avacado
Me As your Wife
New Baby.
Nice Bonus
No Cure for Being a Twat Card.
Now That You Are 21
Oh For Fox Sake!.
Plant Mum.
Shit at Answering Your Phone Birthday
Space Sloth 2.
Thirty Thirsty Gin.
Today You Came out of a Vagina
Trip Over Your Own Balls.
Trip Over Your Own Tits.
When It Comes To Birthdays.
Yay A Baby Boy
Yay A Baby Girl
You Can Shove This Card Up Your Arse.
You're A Classic.
You're Extra but Worth It.
You're My Boo.
You're Now So Old It's Not Even Funny Anymore.
You're Otterly Amazing.
You're The Fittest Bird I Know.
Your Future Looks Wrinkly.
A Card You Can Read
Absolutely Killing It Birthday NEW
Age is Just a Number
Appropriate Distance Of 2 Metres.
Atleast you don't have ugly children
Avocado Baby Congrats
Birthday Barcode 30th
Birthday Barcode 40th
Birthday Love Corgi
Birthday Statistics .
Cat Love Anniversary.
Congratulations Mama .
Disinfect This Card.
Do Keep The Envelope
Fifty Grumpy Cat
Fortune Cookie.
Forty Grumpy Cat NEW
Friends Are Like Fat Thighs
Friends are like stars.
From The Love Of Your Life.
Gaga For You.
Gay For You.
Happee Birthday .
Happy 21st Birthday.
Happy 30th Birthday Card.
Hug Dealer.
Human Servant Birthday .
I Bought This Card Online.
I enjoyed Annoying You NEW
I Hope This Card Is Gay Enough For You.
I Know Where You Live New Home
I Like You More Than Your Cat Likes You.
I Only Came For The Cake.
I Wanna Tickle Your Belly Button.
I'm Balls Deep.
It's Pawty Time.
Level Up Gamer Birthday
Looking Good Birthday Gal.
Love is a Strong Word.
Magical Being Birthday .
My Last Toilet Roll.
No Cure For Being A Twat.
No Idea How Old You Are.
No One is Saying You're Old .
Not So Special Birthday .
Nothing Says BIrthday Like.
Nugs and Kisses.
Oldi 30th Birthday
Oldi 40th Birthday
Oldi 50th Birthday
Oldi 70th Birthday
OMG You're How Old.
One Fabulous Bitch to Another
Purr Yourself A Gin.
Rude 21st Birthday.
Seventieth Cat Birthday
Seventy Oh Fuckity Fuck
Shit Now Without You .
Space 5th Birthday NEW
Space 6th Birthday
That's A Lot Of Candles.
The Birthday Cat Tarot Card .
The Older You Get The Better You Get.
Thirty and Fabulous.
Thirty Flirty and Thriving NEW.
Turning 30.
Turning 40.
Welcome Little Baby Stroller
Welcome Little One Elephant
Welcome to Your 40's.
Wild and Crazy 40
You Are Really Cool/Old.
You Make My Heart Melt.
You My Homeslice.
You're Dead To Us .
You're Magic .
You're Not 40.
You're The Shih-Tzu.
Your Pussy Is Magic.
Youth Part 2.
Happy 10th Bday Croc Card.
Happy 5th Bday Croc Card.
Happy 6th Bday Croc Card.
Happy 7th Bday Croc Card.
Happy 8th Bday Croc Card.
Happy 9th Bday Croc Card.
Don't Worry About The Dishes
Friends Make The World a Happier Place .
Mother's Day Wishlist.
Mum I Am A Gift
Mum I think You're Great
Mum Thanks For Not Swallowing Me.
Mum wiping bum
Mum You're Otterly Amazing.
Mum you're the tits!
Mum, you can do the ironing later.
Retro Mother's Day Card
You're very nearly my favourite parent
Happy Fathers Day To A Real Mother F*Cker
A Dad Is Someone Who You Look Up To .
Above Dadverage.
An entire day all about you?
Bank Of Dad.
Best Husband, Dad , Friend .
Broke Student .
Dad Diagram
DAD I AM A GIFT
Dad I Think You're Great
Dad Jokes Pie Chart.
Dad Matches Your Hair
Dad One Fab Pop.
Dad Otterly Awesome.
Dad Simply the Zest
Dad Wiping Bum
Dad Without You I'm Broke.
Dad You're One Of My Favourite Parents
Dad, I can Never Repay You.
Nacho Average Dad.
Of All The dad in the World.
Pawsome Dad.
Relaxing as Before Children
Super Dad
Takes A Legend Like You
Thanks Dad Smile on My Face
Well Done Dad I'm Amazing
You Sir Are A Legend
All I'm Getting For Christmas Is
Bah Humpug.
Buttloads of Fun at Christmas
Cactus Christmas Is Gonna Be Lit.
Cats Don't Care it's Christmas
Christmas Hedgehugs.
Fa La La La Llama.
Feline Festive Cat
Hands Up If It's Your Birthday
I Am the Gift
I Didn't Get You A Christmas Present
I Like Your Balls
It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like
Jesus Christ is it Christmas Already
Jingle Your Balls
Kiss Me Under The Mistletoe
Merry Cactus.
Merry Christmas Dickhead
Merry Christmas Otter Half.
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