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Fifties Have Expired B-day Card.
Central23
Floppy Disk You're Retro.
Football Birthday.
Forget The Present
Forties Have Expired B-day Card.
Fucking Finally Engagement Ring
Funcle.
Fur-Tea 30th Birthday .
Get Well Soon
Go Shorty
Guaranteed Like
Hands Up If You're Ready To Party.
Happy Belated Birthday
Happy Bidet.
Happy Birthday Hun.
Have a Blinding Birthday.
Have a Legend dairy Birthday
Have A Strange Birthday
Have a Willy Great Birthday
Hello Baby Mobile
Herd it's Your Birthday
Holy Cow You're Old
Hope Your Birthday is Unfrogettable .
Hotsauce
Husband I love you 99% of the time
I Am A Gift You're Welcome
I Heart Your C*ck
I Hope Your Birthday is Llamazing
I Love You To The Moon and Back
I Love You With All My Willy
I would give you my last chicken nugget
I'm Keeping You Card
I'm No Weatherman
If My Maths Is Correct
James Bond Birthday
Jellyfish
Last Longer.
Let's Avo Cuddle.
Let's Get Shih-Tzu-Faced.
Let's Just Pretend This Was On Time.
Little Birdie Feeling Poorly
Little Birdie Leaving
Massive Cockwomble
Meant Pho Each Other
Monster Truck Birthday.
Mums Vag 18.
Never Let You Go Titanic
Nobody Gives a Sh*t
Not Bored of You Yet
Nothing But A Number
Nothing Says Happy Birthday Like
Nugs And Kisses Ketchup
Oh Look At You
Old Is The New Black
Older Than Me
Outstanding Baby-Making.
Partner in Wine .
RIP Twenties
Rip Your Slutty Years
Saggy Ballsack
Same Willy Forever
Shit Except You Card
Should We Drink Wine?.
Simple Cheap And Blank Inside.
Singing Dogs Birthday.
Smashed Avo
Snoring Beside Me
Social Expectations.
Some Babies Are Proper Ugly
Sorry There's No Money.
Squeezing Your Surprise.
Still A Right Tit
The Best Year Anniversary.
Thirties Have Expired B-day Card.
Thundercunt Birthday
To always be by your side
Today It's All About Me
Together Forever Card
Try Not To Fucking Drop It
Voldemort Birthday.
Wassup Bae.
Welcome New Baby Safari
Wife I love you 99% of the time
Wisdom and Saggy Ballsack Birthday
You A Bad Bitch.
You Little Prick Cactus
You Make Me Wet.
You Might Piss Yourself
You Were an Accident.
You'd Be Really Expensive Birthday
You'll Always Be My Bff You Know Too Much
You're Every Nice Word I Can Think Of.
You're My Favourite Cat Lady
You're My Lobster
Alexa laughed birthday.
All You Need Is Love And Prosecco
Are You A Beaver
At Least It's Not Chlamydia
Aunticorn.
Batman Robin Pawtners In Crime.
Being Adults and Getting Married
Birthday Hats Cats.
Blazin Birthday.
Bottom of my Heart.
Brunette and a Blonde.
Certified DILF.
Con-cat-ulations.
Couldn't Be Arsed To Get You A Present.
Cutie With A Booty
Fart Together
For An Old Fucker.
Gin Bunny.
Good Bra Friend.
Hang In There.
Happy Birthday To My Otter Half.
Happy Birthgay.
Happy Puggin Birthday.
Have A Purr-Fect Birthday.
HBD Lovely Lady.
Heart Boner
Here's To No Longer Giving A Fuck.
Husband's Choices
I Don't Fart
I hope your birthday is shit.
I Love You Pig Time.
I Love You To Uranus And Back.
I Love You With All My Boobs
I'm Amazed You Can Read This At Your Age.
I'm No Cactus Expert But..
Impawsable!.
In a World Full of Cunts
It's a Girl.
JUAN YEAR OLDER.
Let's Get Slothed.
Live Laugh Love Bitch
Managing Expectations
Me As your Wife
New Baby.
No Cure for Being a Twat Card.
Now That You Are 21
Oh For Fox Sake!.
Plant Mum.
Shit at Answering Your Phone Birthday
Space Sloth 2.
That Ass is a Real Bonus
Thirty Thirsty Gin.
Today You Came out of a Vagina
Trip Over Your Own Balls.
Trip Over Your Own Tits.
Welcome Little One Stork .
When It Comes To Birthdays.
Yay A Baby Boy
Yay A Baby Girl
You Can Shove This Card Up Your Arse.
You Put The Pro In Prosecco
You're A Classic.
You're Extra but Worth It.
You're My Boo.
You're My Favourite Husband
You're Now So Old It's Not Even Funny Anymore.
You're Otterly Amazing.
You're The Fittest Bird I Know.
Your Future Looks Wrinkly.
A Card You Can Read
Age is Just a Number
Appropriate Distance Of 2 Metres.
Atleast you don't have ugly children
Avocado Baby Congrats
Birthday Barcode 30th
Birthday Barcode 40th
Birthday Love Corgi
Birthday Statistics .
Cat Love Anniversary.
Congratulations Mama .
Disinfect This Card.
Fifty Grumpy Cat
Fortune Cookie.
Forty Grumpy Cat NEW
Friends Are Like Fat Thighs
Friends are like stars.
From The Love Of Your Life.
Gaga For You.
Gay For You.
Happee Birthday .
Happy 21st Birthday.
Happy Birthday from the Best Decision
Hug Dealer.
Human Servant Birthday .
I Bought This Card Online.
I enjoyed Annoying You NEW
I Hope This Card Is Gay Enough For You.
I Know Where You Live New Home
I Like You More Than Your Cat Likes You.
I Only Came For The Cake.
I Wanna Tickle Your Belly Button.
I'm Balls Deep.
It's Pawty Time.
Level Up Gamer Birthday
Looking Good Birthday Gal.
Love is a Strong Word.
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