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Central23
Old Age Is Coming
Old Slutbag
Oldi
Oldi Woman
One Minute You're Young and Fun
One Year Closer to the Hottest Wheels
Rainbows, Kisses and Birthday Wishes
Relish It Birthday
Scroll Down Year Of Birth .
Sending You Positive Vibes Card
Sexy as Fuck
Shake Ya Tits Hun
Shit Here Without You
SHIT Thirty.
Shit Yourself Yellow
Sisters By Chance Card
Sixty Oh Fuckity Fuck
Soon Your Birthday Will Look Like This
Sphynx Cat Another Year Another Wrinkle.
Statistics Show That
Still Hot, But It Comes In Flashes Now
Supporting Each Other in Old Age
Thank Facebook Birthday Card
Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit .
The Day You Came Out Of A Vagina
The Most Random Card Ever
The One Where It's Your Birthday
This Card is Going to Look Shit LOL
This Card Is Shit.
To A Human I couldn't Live Without
To A Very Special C*nt
Unbe-leaf-able Birthday.
Vaginal Descent
VEGAN WANKER.
Velcro Shoes
Vintage Fifty Birthday Card
Vintage Sixty Birthday Card
Vintage Thirty Birthday Card
Washing Label 30th .
Welcome Little One
What Does The Future Hold?
When Life Gives You Lemons
Why You So Old?.
Yoda Old You Are
You Deserve All the Wine Birthday
You Fucking Deserve This Well Done
You Look Pretty Good For An Old Person
You Look Really F*cking Old
You Should See The Care Home I Found You
You Still Look 21 From A Distance
You're Having a Baby
You're The Tits
Your Bin Goes Out More Than You Do
Your Chariot Awaits
Bday Balloons 10 Pink.
Bday Balloons 6 Pink.
Bday Balloons 8 Pink.
Bday Balloons 9 Pink.
1 in 3 Men.
69 What A Great Combo
A Little Birdie Married
Absolute Joker.
Age is Irrelephant
Anniversary Folded Card
Anniversary Pookie
Around the Sun 2.
As Good As Your Bum.
Bad News You're 30
Bad News You're 40
Bad News You're 50
Bad News You're 60
Bao Chicka Wow Wow
Be Fabulous Somewhere Else
Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are.
Being An Adult Sucks.
Being My Dad
Besties Characters
Birthday Boy
Birthday Girl
Birthday Wanker
Bitch You Got This Card
Blame My Zodiac.
Blow Me
Cat Birthday .
Clever Sausage .
Congratulations Mr Mrs.
Dad 5 Star
Do You Know What Day It Is?
Dog Pawty Time.
Elvis Thank You.
Facking Birthday You Silly Cunt
Fifties Have Expired B-day Card.
Floppy Disk You're Retro.
Football Birthday.
Forties Have Expired B-day Card.
Fucking Finally Engagement Ring
Funcle.
Fur-Tea 30th Birthday .
Get Well Soon
Go Shorty
Guaranteed Like
Hands Up If You're Ready To Party.
Happy Bidet.
Happy Birthday Hun.
Have a Blinding Birthday.
Have a Legend dairy Birthday
Have A Strange Birthday
Have a Willy Great Birthday
Hello Baby Mobile
Herd it's Your Birthday
Holy Cow You're Old
Hope Your Birthday is Unfrogettable .
Hotsauce
Husband I love you 99% of the time
I Heart Your C*ck
I Hope Your Birthday is Llamazing
I Love You To The Moon and Back
I Love You With All My Willy
I would give you my last chicken nugget
I'm Keeping You Card
I'm No Weatherman
If My Maths Is Correct
James Bond Birthday
Jellyfish
Jesus Loves You
Last Longer.
Let's Avo Cuddle.
Let's Get Shih-Tzu-Faced.
Let's Just Pretend This Was On Time.
Little Birdie Feeling Poorly
Massive Cockwomble
Me Being Your Daughter
Me Being Your Son
Meant Pho Each Other
Monster Truck Birthday.
Mums Vag 18.
Nobody Gives a Sh*t
Not Bored of You Yet
Nothing But A Number
Nothing Says Happy Birthday Like
Nugs And Kisses Ketchup
Oh Look At You
Old Is The New Black
Older Than Me
Outstanding Baby-Making.
Partner in Wine .
RIP Twenties
Rip Your Slutty Years
Saggy Ballsack
Same Willy Forever
Shit Except You Card
Should We Drink Wine?.
Simple Cheap And Blank Inside.
Singing Dogs Birthday.
Size Matters Anniversary Card
Smashed Avo
Snoring Beside Me
Social Expectations.
Some Babies Are Proper Ugly
Sorry There's No Money.
Squeezing Your Surprise.
Still A Right Tit
The Best Year Anniversary.
The Godfather Card.
Thirties Have Expired B-day Card.
Thundercunt Birthday
To always be by your side
Today It's All About Me
Together Forever Card
Try Not To Fucking Drop It
Voldemort Birthday.
Wassup Bae.
Welcome New Baby Safari
Wife I love you 99% of the time
Wisdom and Saggy Ballsack Birthday
You A Bad Bitch.
You Little Prick Cactus
You Make Me Wet.
You Might Piss Yourself
You Old Bean .
You Were an Accident.
You'd Be Really Expensive Birthday
You'll Always Be My Bff You Know Too Much
You're My Favourite Cat Lady
You're My Favourite Human Bean
You're My Lobster
You're the best Mum I've ever had
Alexa laughed birthday.
Are You A Beaver
At Least It's Not Chlamydia
Aunticorn.
Batman Robin Pawtners In Crime.
Birthday Hats Cats.
Blazin Birthday.
Brunette and a Blonde.
Certified DILF.
Certified MILF.
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